Total Medals Earned: 383 (From 100 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,245 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
accidentally blow yourself up
play sandbox mode
destroy every cake
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/10 (30/270 points)
Welcome to the rest of your nine lives!
Ya Got Pop'd Son. Unfortunate.
Get a score of 25,000! Hungry huh?
Escape the Cops and Beat the game on Easy Mode!
Get a score of 40,000! Calm Down bro.
Get Shot 10 Times! Maybe it was an Accident?
Get Shot 30 Times. You don't accidentally shoot a cat 30 times.
Defeat the CoptoCopter and Beat the Game on Normal!
Kill 100 Stray Katz! I don't know if you're justified or not.
Kill 200 Stray Katz! Expect some judgment from a jokin' skelecat. Hell, I'm judging you right now!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (30/35 points)
Play Charge Newgrounds!
Complete The Tutorial
Defeat The Enemy Tank On Level 1
Beat Level 1
Run Over Darkman In The Tank On Level 2
Beat Level 2
Medals Earned: 5/32 (25/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 6/8 (30/50 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Survive the cult follower attacks
Die
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Win the game without getting hit once
Medals Earned: 7/16 (70/160 points)
Kick your first Crimp
Check the credits
Kill someone in the credits menu
Pause the game
Restart a level
Clean the Newgrounds Portal
Clean the Newgrounds Office
Clean the Newgrounds Basement
Clean Tom Fulp's Living Room
Clean Pub Castañon
Soup
Clean Ranch Ramirez
Clean the Junkyard
Clean HELL
Clean Space
Medals Earned: 8/14 (70/140 points)
Better safe than sorry
Great work!
Get a paying job you bum
I need some money
Get your hands on a "legit" copy of Flash8
You completed the game, yay